My mother is the queen of awkward Facebook exchanges. The screenshot above is of our most recent bizarre exchange. In her defense I shouldn't post status updates that allude to songs about strippers but you guys know me and how much I love awful booty music! In addition my husband (Mr. Dork McDorkenson number cruncher) likes to DJ which means that I have the pleasure of getting access to fantastic (horrible and misogynistic) booty music before anyone else does! The downside is that I also get sick of the songs far before they become mainstream and that can be a little annoying.

Here it is. For your listening pleasure: